Roger: What has you so bothered about the cartoon issue, anyway?
Porky: Hyp-p-p-pocrisy. Th-th-that's what. They print hateful cartoons about westerners all the time, and nobody burns down an embassy. And, they h-h-hate pigs, too.
Roger: Muslims won't eat pork, and you are, well, a pig. Don't you see just a little irony in that?
Daffy: Ironic, yes. But irony is what cartoons are all about.
Roger: I see. Well, what are you guys going to do about all this?
Daffy: Cartoon Jihad! All us cartoons have banded together to form the Cartoon Liberation Front. Pie-faced revenge on all who defame celluloid pork.
Roger: What about the insanity of those who think 72 virgins are await their martyrdom? How do you fight that kind of fanaticism?
Porky: Virgins? Who cares? I'll take a single g-g-greased pig, any Saturday night.
Roger: [chokes on coffee] Well, I see.
And so it went. While the whole matter seems silly, I suppose one could argue the Islamic reaction to a drawing on paper is a bit ridiculous as well. But then, sticking a chopped-off head back on someone's head only works in the cartoon world. So, the pig may have a point. In any case, while they conspired, I did some snooping and gathered a few glimpses of the coming storm. Here is my pictorial essay.
It's truly a "Coalition of the Squealing".
72 Virgins? Bah! These guys have a much better deal. Pork is sometimes a verb.
Leadership will win the day.
Nothing more dangerous than a pissed-off duck.
Human Intelligence Operatives, eavesdropping.
Be Afwaid. Be Vewwy Afwaid.
With this kind of leadership, what could possibly go wrong?